Porta Potty Party and Lost in Space!

What a weekend I had! It's mid week and I've just recovered from Santiago Lopez's Porta Potty Party! He has it every summer when it's real hot. Santiago owns ABC Port-a-Potty Company. ABC is short for A Buncha Crap. He stores all the potties in his front yard. You can't miss the place because of all those sticky, slimey, green, plastic outhouses. Anyway, Santiago doesn't clean out the potties for a good long while in preparation for the party. He makes certain no two potties smell alike. Some have been shat in by road workers, fair goers, field workers, people in parks, well, you get the idea! Everyone gets together for the big bash and we go from porta potty to porta potty inhaling the foul feces and piss. Sometimes a potty will get turned over and what a ride! Shit flying all over! Splat! SLOP! Splash! By the time we've sampled 20 or so potties we're pretty sick and barfing. Santiago expects us to get sick in a special potty for that so we've created our own unique stench potty! That man is a true artist!

Did you know that the old TV series 'Lost in Space' has an episode with giant turd aliens in it? It's true! I saw it last night. It's the third season's episode called "Target Earth". These big piles of ropey poop with mouths and bulb eyes want to take over planet Earth! The show stunk.